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in further neopets discord news, oh boy is there drama in my awful virtual pet game website today. strap in if you want way too much information on neopets’ broken economy

for some context, an event has just launched called the faerie festival. this is the first event to be run by the ‘new’ TNT (aka. the neopets team aka. the staff) since the leadership change, and they’ve said in recent editorials that this year’s faerie festival is going to be a combo of two previous popular events:

  1. the faerie quest event, wherein people can get a free quest from a faerie every day in exchange for a reward (something that’s normally limited to random special events and therefore quite rare)
  2. the charity corner, a highly requested event that hasn’t run since 2020, where you can donate random items to get points that can then be exchanged in a prize shop

there’s a LOT of ultimately worthless items on neopets that people gather from doing dailies and things, but charity corner actually gave a use to hoarding all of these, so people have wanted it back for ages. people have been going out of their way to hoard extra junk items for like 2 months now, after TNT teased the event in an editorial

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this event was originally meant to start on 20th august, but got delayed 2 weeks, presumably because of issues behind the scenes. people were generally a bit disappointed but relieved if this meant they were going to get a proper, well prepared event without bugs

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flash forward to 2nd october, the actual start of the event. nothing actually opens up for several hours on the day- that’s somewhat waved off by the fact that staff presumably need to be in the office to launch everything, a midnight launch isn’t expected

but, eventually, it opens!

well… kinda. there’s one page with one dialogue scene available and a link to an event page for spending neocash (the premium currency that costs irl money). the faerie quest page is giving out free daily quests, which is nice, but literally just the same as they did back in 2020. where’s the item recycling part? did this really need 2 weeks of delay?

the next day, the FAQ page for the event is published neopets support site (but not announced via news). still no sign of the actual event starting- seems like that might not be until moday?

as well as multiple grammatical errors, the FAQ had a few… concerning elements. most notably:

  1. only 10 items could be donated per day
  2. points would be awarded based on the rarity of the item, with the maximum rarity being r200-500, worth 15 points each

this meant people’s hoarding of junk items for months was… essentially useless

r200-500 items basically means either hidden tower items (rare, expensive items that can only be bought in an account age locked shop with a purchase limit of 1 per day) orrrr….. neocash items. In other words, players could either spend an exorbinate amount of their in-game currency to buy up items to donate, or they could just hand over their credit card and pay to win

people were Not Happy about this

not long after info spread and the outcry started (and a sizeable number of people cancelled their premium membership in protest), the FAQ was quietly updated to remove mention of donating neocash items. that took away to pay to win element at least

however, now there was a new problem. a tombola man problem.

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i mentioned already that the highest rarity items are pretty rare and expensive. one of the least expensive of these is an item called the Squeezy Tombola Guy Toy. you can probably see where this is going already

because you can only buy a maximum of one tombola guy per day from the hidden tower, your only option if you want to buy more than that in a day is to go to user shops. however, in light of the event, people had already started buying and hoarding tombola guy toys. equally, others were buying them purely to sell at a profit. this made the perfect storm and caused the price of the tombola guy toy, which was normally 110k NP, to explode up to 500k, 600k, even 700k within just one day

BUT THEN THE FAQ GOT UPDATED AGAIN. surprise, you can now donate 30 items per day! also they just got rid of the highest rarity tier altogether. the maximum you can get for an item is now 8 points, for rarity r102-r179.

this has now made the squeezy tombola guy toys useless. unless you’re a collector they don’t serve any function beyond that of a normal neopets toy (of which there’s thousands of much cheaper options). the price has now plummeted down to BELOW what it originally was and many users now have piles and piles of the dolls sitting in their inventory, mocking them

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so what now? well, because no one ever learns, everyone is now flocking to what is now the cheapest high-rarity item eligible for donation. most are going for omelettes, which have a few different options at r102+. these have also inflated by like 400% from before the event, but unlike the squeeze tombola guys, these are only worth a few thousand neopoints, so not as bad a potential loss in comparison

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it’s worth noting that while all this is going on in preparation for the recycling event, neopets is also experiencing insane inflation in a lot of other items right now, including those required for people to complete faerie quests. for example, a Griefer, which cost 5000 np just last week, is now worth selling for 1 MILLION

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So yeah. 3 days into the event and that’s where we are so far. who knows what tomorrow might bring

Really need everyone to know that there is no “new” TNT, it’s all the same people we just have a new boss.

Also the event was delayed 2 weeks because there was exactly One (1) programmer working on the entire thing (^:

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  1. yes sorry thats a very good clarification, new CEO, not new staff on the ground
  2. do. do you mean that there’s only 2 programmers working on neopets in its entirety. oh god

The new drama is that now that the recycling portion of the event has started, there are two factions to choose from, with different prize shops and different exclusive event prizes. The Illusen faction has Illusens Staff as its top prize (which is also the top prize for Illusen’s Glade quests), basically a classic high-tier BD weapon that was selling for 200 million before the event. Anyone donating the maximum number of high-point items (not too much of a stretch for regular players) throughout the event would be able to get two; almost anyone, even site newcomers or people who will miss a day or two of the event, can still likely get one.

If the staff is majorly devalued, which it’s bound to be, there’s not much other reason to do Illusen’s quests, other than the trophy (bragging rights). People will start hitting the point total needed for it tomorrow, so we’ll see what happens!

It’s crazy to me that you never abandoned cookie clicker. It would have been so easy to just stop developing it and work on a bigger project but you decided this game was your baby and treated it with care. And can I just say the quality of the game has never dropped, never lost focus, and never stopped being fun. You inspire me man

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